rovilicious: Paloma Faith “Picking up the pieces”

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Paloma Faith “Picking up the pieces”

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fyeahmusicgifs: Picking up the pieces

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Picking up the pieces

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alwaysiambic: fitzfaustus: I’m sorry, this is so funny XD From the fact that Ophelia is by the Thames and has a little boat next to her name, to Richard III having a disabled sign (…that’s probably politically incorrect in some way, isn’t it?) Oh, and here is a link to the full-size image, so you can actually read the things Titus has a restaurant, there are unisex toilets nearby all those gender benders (Viola, Rosalind etc) and watch for side winds next to Prospero. Brilliant, RSC.

alwaysiambic:

fitzfaustus:

I’m sorry, this is so funny XD From the fact that Ophelia is by the Thames and has a little boat next to her name, to Richard III having a disabled sign (…that’s probably politically incorrect in some way, isn’t it?)

Oh, and here is a link to the full-size image, so you can actually read the things

Titus has a restaurant, there are unisex toilets nearby all those gender benders (Viola, Rosalind etc) and watch for side winds next to Prospero. Brilliant, RSC.

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

  • When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
  • When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
  • When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
  • When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
  • When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
  • When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
  • When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
  • When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
  • When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
  • When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
  • When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
  • When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
  • When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
  • Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

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